As the title says, prompts of the crack variety. Foreword 001.Genderswap.002.Transformation (animals).003.Transformation (inanimate).004.Wings.005.Tentacles.006.Mpreg.007.High School AU.008.Apocalypse Now.009.Supernatural (creatures).010.Supernatural (powers).011.Fantasy AU (traditional).012.Fantasy AU (urban).013.Fuck or Die.014.Pornstars.015.Hookers.016.You see, I woke up gay.017.Trading Places.018.Forced Union.019.Timeshift.020.Aliens.021.Doppelganger.022.Twins/Non-Canon Siblings.023.Out Of Time.024.Slaves.025.Media Crossover.026.Spies and Agents.027.OMG we forgot ____.[links go straight to lj] The Meanings:1) Gender swap. By some method, the character transforms into the gender opposite his or hers. 2) Transformation (animals). The character transforms into an animal. This is distinct from the Supernatural Creature category. 3) Transformation (inanimate). The character transforms into an inanimate object. 4) Wings. The character either has, or gains during the course of the story, at least one wing. 5) Tentacles! At some point in the story, there are...tentacles, lewd or otherwise. Take it from there. 6) Mpreg. A male character becomes pregnant by some agency--spores, egg laying, "this runs in the family", ass babies, omgwtf did the baby come from? 7) High school AU. Regardless of their ages, races, powers, place in history, or planet of origin, all the characters attend high school together. 8) Apocalypse Now. Or possibly then, or possibly not quite yet--either way, its a story about the end of the world. 9) Supernatural (creatures). The characters either transform into, or are centrally involved with, supernatural creatures (examples: ghosts, vampires, faeries). 10) Supernatural (powers). The characters either gain or are centrally involved with beings who have supernatural powers (examples: telepathy, three wishes, leaping tall buildings in a single bound.) 11) Fantasy AU (traditional). Sir Gryffin of Dor rode out to meet his secret love, Sally Zar. Think Mercedes Lackey (only better). 12) Fantasy AU (urban). So there was this place, see, where all the lost kids went. They called it Neverneverland, but it was really just another city unless you knew where to look. Think Emma Bull. 13) Fuck or Die. For some reason, two (or more) characters are in a dangerous predicament from which the only escape is having sex. 14) Pornstars. At least one of the characters is involved in the pornography industry. 15) Hookers. At least one of the characters sells sex for money. 16) You see, I woke up gay. One of the characters wakes up with an attraction to his or her own gender. 17) Trading Places. This refers to swap fic of any kind but genderswap. Switch around members of TV shows, actors with characters, band members with other band members, past people for future, evil for good, twin for twin, you name it. 18) Forced Union. One of the characters is forced by circumstance to make some kind of commitment to another. (examples: marriage or civil union, a date won through a contest, a fake relationship for publicity). 19) Timeshift. At least one of the characters is temporarily out of his or her "home" time due to some agency. 20) Aliens. Aliens appear, or are featured, in this story. 21) Doppelganger. Either someone in the story has a double, or the doppelganger concept is central. 22) Twins or Non-canon Siblings. Either a character who lacks a twin or sibling in canon has one in the story, or two characters are related who, in canon, are not. (example: an AU in which, based only on superficial resemblance, Orlando Bloom is the third Eppes brother.) Incest is not a requirement of this prompt. 23) Out of Time. This story is set in a time other than is canon for the fandom--choose future or past. 24) Slaves. Someone in the story is a slave. Use your own definition within the basic concept--there are many kinds of slavery. 25) Media Crossover. There are several types of media. (Books, movies, and television are a few.) This fic has to be written with characters from at least two different mediums. (example: Dean Winchester/John Constantine.) 26) Spies and Agents. At least one of your characters is a spy or a secret agent. 27) OMG we forgot ___. Writers choice. Because theres always one more.   Prompt table from: wtf27***Stories must be at least 271 words long. Why? Because it makes you go "wtf?".*** A/N: DEAR LORD HELP.